They usually like to test these features don’t they? Call me if you need a tester.

As long as they are as advertised, I’m down for testing.

#michael fassbender
They usually like to test these features don’t they? Call me if you need a tester.

As long as they are as advertised, I’m down for testing.

‘Happy Birthday David’ ~ Michael Fassbender as David in Ridley Scott’s ‘Prometheus’… a new viral video!
But seriously?! Are people going to bring up the accusations that Fassy beat up his girlfriend years ago?! Sweet jaysus, it was thrown out when this chick was accusing him of beating her, breaking her nose, and then dislocating her shoulder from him dragging her alongside of his car (I can’t remember what happened from her “injuries” when he “dragged her alongside his car” but that was one of the things being thrown around at least). The shit this woman was going on about him was thrown out, most likely because it wasn’t true. If it had been true, don’t you think photos or hospital records would have been found by now?
And if I remember correctly when all this was going on, this girl had done this before! She is in porn and had accused a director she had been seeing of the same damn things but that shit was thrown out too because they found out she had made this shit up.
I’m just saying! If he beat that woman, where is the proof? And if there is proof, why the hell was the case dropped? So, till I see evidence that he beats women, I’m not going to crucifi him for it.
@3 months ago with 5 notesNOT THE FACE, YOU BITCH! NOT THE FUCKING FACE!
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Sad to see Leo not even nominated, crying to see Fassy snubbed, and what the fuck at Jonah Hill’s nomination O_o
@3 months agoRight. I mean, I can learn to putt and then if Fassy needed assistance, you know, I could help.

Exactly.
@4 months agoIf you saw Shame, you know why.

You know!
[insert penis gif here since I can’t find it and I am at work so it’s not saved on this computer]
@1 month ago with 6 notesEven though I watched it online, the sound wasn’t too great and it was difficult to see since everything was just a touch darker then it should have been, I’m glad I got to see it again and pay to support the movie.
And let’s be honest, getting to see Fassy’s 9 iron on the big screen, or as Amber put it, his dick in HD, is another determining factor in seeing it again at the movies too.
@3 months ago with 2 noteshttp://www.putlocker.com/file/8F481D90F1421155#
GO FORTH AND WATCH.
Reblog for that anon that just asked me.

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@3 months ago with 94 notesIf it’s not in Orlando by next week, I’m driving to Miami to see it.
@3 months ago
I’d fucking love my job.
If you saw Shame, you know why.

You know!
[insert penis gif here since I can’t find it and I am at work so it’s not saved on this computer]
But seriously?! Are people going to bring up the accusations that Fassy beat up his girlfriend years ago?! Sweet jaysus, it was thrown out when this chick was accusing him of beating her, breaking her nose, and then dislocating her shoulder from him dragging her alongside of his car (I can’t remember what happened from her “injuries” when he “dragged her alongside his car” but that was one of the things being thrown around at least). The shit this woman was going on about him was thrown out, most likely because it wasn’t true. If it had been true, don’t you think photos or hospital records would have been found by now?
And if I remember correctly when all this was going on, this girl had done this before! She is in porn and had accused a director she had been seeing of the same damn things but that shit was thrown out too because they found out she had made this shit up.
I’m just saying! If he beat that woman, where is the proof? And if there is proof, why the hell was the case dropped? So, till I see evidence that he beats women, I’m not going to crucifi him for it.
Even though I watched it online, the sound wasn’t too great and it was difficult to see since everything was just a touch darker then it should have been, I’m glad I got to see it again and pay to support the movie.
And let’s be honest, getting to see Fassy’s 9 iron on the big screen, or as Amber put it, his dick in HD, is another determining factor in seeing it again at the movies too.
http://www.putlocker.com/file/8F481D90F1421155#
GO FORTH AND WATCH.
Reblog for that anon that just asked me.

(via vickywinters)
Sad to see Leo not even nominated, crying to see Fassy snubbed, and what the fuck at Jonah Hill’s nomination O_o
If it’s not in Orlando by next week, I’m driving to Miami to see it.
Right. I mean, I can learn to putt and then if Fassy needed assistance, you know, I could help.

Exactly.