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@8 hours ago with 39037 notes
I want to be wherever Steve Buscemi and Vampire Weekend are handing out peeps.

I want to be wherever Steve Buscemi and Vampire Weekend are handing out peeps.

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@1 day ago with 10302 notes

Yesterday I picked up a guy through Lyft who wanted me to drive him around to Clearwater Beach.

And he kept asking questions about the area, especially when the best times of the year he should return. Got into talking about when Florida has the worst heat, and he had asked me why it gets so bad.

Went through a brief explanation of the water cycle, and at the end of that conversation he did this.

Pretty sure my nerdy Lyfts, are my favorite Lyfts.

@3 days ago with 3 notes
#breaking bad #lyft #yeah science 
I’m kinda flabbergasted that I saw this on Facebook - really didn’t think I was friends with any one who was against evolution. How naive.

We grew up watching Bill Nye together! YOU’VE CHANGED!

I’m kinda flabbergasted that I saw this on Facebook - really didn’t think I was friends with any one who was against evolution. How naive.

We grew up watching Bill Nye together! YOU’VE CHANGED!
@4 days ago
Funny enough, the only person on time yesterday was the Bride so we a came back to the bridal sweet and kicked back so everyone else could get their shit together. (at The Lange Farm)

Funny enough, the only person on time yesterday was the Bride so we a came back to the bridal sweet and kicked back so everyone else could get their shit together. (at The Lange Farm)

@5 days ago with 1 note

joutei:

jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

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@5 days ago with 598514 notes

My jaw has been killing me since Sunday.

To the point where my sinuses were fucked up and I kept getting migraines.

So for the past few days, this has been me.

After seeing the dentist today, she prescribed me with some vicodin and now I feel like this.

@1 day ago
stay on the local news - they only cover rapes and murders!

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@3 days ago with 1865 notes
My awesome fucking neighbors are apparently remodeling their house. Have been hammering away since 7 and now that I’m out of my room getting ready for work I see this shit.

I wouldn’t have such a problem with this if you had given us a heads up. Just as a courtesy. 

And now you have two trucks blocking me in my drive way. Thanks!

My awesome fucking neighbors are apparently remodeling their house. Have been hammering away since 7 and now that I’m out of my room getting ready for work I see this shit.

I wouldn’t have such a problem with this if you had given us a heads up. Just as a courtesy.

And now you have two trucks blocking me in my drive way. Thanks!

@3 days ago

Fear & Loathing || Marina and the Diamonds

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@5 days ago with 1901 note and 10731 play

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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@5 days ago with 324783 notes

scanis:

"Her and Lost In Translation are connected to each other. They’re very much on the same wavelength. They explore a lot of the same ideas. This all makes sense since Spike Jonze and Sofia Coppola were married from 1999 to 2003 and had been together for many years before that. Sofia Coppola had already made her big personal statement in regards to love and marriage right when the couple was on the verge of divorce; Her would be Spike Jonze’s answer to those feelings. What makes it even more poignant is that Her never feels resentful or petty. It feels more like a legitimate apology. It’s an acknowledgement that, in the end, some people aren’t meant to be with each other in the long run. Some people do grow apart. Lost in Translation is about a couple on the verge of growing apart, Her is about finally letting go of the person you’ve grown apart with and moving on.”

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@5 days ago with 16148 notes